Fixing Life’s Transitions
Between the UK & the Gulf

Luxury Relocations • Bespoke Events • Crisis Logistics

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Who We Are

Noir Fixers is a luxury lifestyle & logistics agency acting as the strategic bridge between high‑pressure clients and the complex services they need across continents. We coordinate, curate, and deliver peace of mind—serving London, the wider UK, and the Gulf (Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Ras Al Khaimah).

What We Do

VIP Relocation Fixer

  • Property & neighbourhood sourcing
  • School / nursery placement
  • Utilities, banking & admin setup
  • Staffing & concierge introductions
  • Move‑day oversight & settling‑in support

Starting from £1,500

Luxury Event Execution

  • Concept & strategy session
  • Venue & vendor curation
  • Guest concierge & VIP gifting
  • On‑the‑day production team
  • Post‑event wrap & thank‑you touchpoints

Starting from £1,000

Crisis Logistics Fixer

  • Rapid 2‑hour action plan
  • Emergency travel & accommodation
  • On‑ground errand execution
  • Vendor & professional liaison
  • 72‑hour personal assistant cover

Starting from £500

Our Promise

One calm point of contact. Culturally‑aware expertise. Total discretion. We manage the mission — you enjoy the results.

Client Experiences

"Noir Fixers moved our family from Dubai to Surrey in two weeks — every detail handled with grace and confidentiality." – M. Al Nuaimi

Ready for Peace of Mind?

Book a complimentary 20‑minute discovery call to discuss your move, event, or crisis support.

Email Us: info@noirfixers.co.uk