For When Failure Is Not an Option

Our Services

Explore how Noir Fixers transforms chaos into calm.

Signature Services

The Fix

Elite 24/7 crisis response for high-stakes events.

  • Instant activation: same-hour kickoff.
  • Full vendor coordination (AV, décor, logistics).
  • On-site fixer, transport & guest-management.
  • Discreet, confidential execution.

Noir Now

Last-minute luxury staffing & logistics, executed flawlessly.

  • Premium hostesses, security, runners.
  • Gourmet catering & mixology at a moment’s notice.
  • White-glove transport: chauffeurs & private cars.

The Vault

VIP monthly retainer for HNWIs and celebrities.

  • 24/7 direct line for any event or lifestyle need.
  • Priority scheduling & guaranteed response.
  • Dedicated account manager for seamless planning.

How It Works

1

Get in Touch

Call 07481 259 386 or email info@noirfixers.co.uk.

2

Precision Planning

We ask questions you never imagined and craft your bespoke fix plan.

3

Seamless Execution

You relax while we handle every detail, delivering flawless results.

Our Promise

Launched in response to client demand, Noir Fixers combines decades of expertise with a millionaire-mindset approach. We guarantee:

Early Client Feedback

“When our AV provider vanished two hours before our gala, Noir Fixers showed up like magic. They asked, ‘What’s your Plan B?’ and executed flawlessly.”
— Charlotte Ellis, Creative Director
“I never knew to ask, ‘What if my keynote speaker’s flight is grounded?’ until Noir Fixers did. They had a private transport & live-stream backup ready.”